Mom and Pop Businesses in New York: An Overview

Greetings, readers;

Have you ever found yourself in one of those really Mom and Pop stores? The ones with hand-drawn signage, laminated to hang in the window, tools of their trade hanging from a bar above the sink, the counter almost overflowing with wares to sell? Was the window mostly obscured for the 8.5×11-inch placards, listing each offering in Magic-marker bubble text with a cartoon of the thing for sale, for example, a bubbling cheesy hot ziti with the words “BAKED ZITI” writ large in the foreground. Maybe there was a New York Yankees vanity license plate nailed to the door lintel, or the owner was wearing a Yankees ball cap. Maybe after your third visit someone asked for your name, or what you were doing here so damn early, girl. For sure every inch of wall space was taken up with menu boards, kitschy decor, and storage space for inventory. Perhaps there were some notices hung up, like from your mother, admonishing you not to rush the staff or bearing the legend, “We made a deal with the bank… they don’t sell meat, and we don’t give change!”

Maybe the shop was named after someone’s surname, like ‘LaTorre’s Deli’ or ‘Dichter Pharmacy’, or maybe the signage has been layered upon layered with logos of corporate patronage since time immemorial, like a decoupage of Coke and beer ads, so you only know to call it “that news stand at the corner of 204th and Cooper.” Maybe someone’s nephew did a full color mural on the side of building, so you can see its name fifty yards away, proudly declaring their business is para ustedes. Maybe the inside of the store was so choked with locals you left without buying anything, wondering why all those idiots buy their coffee from a place that got a B from the Health Department. I’m going to sing an ode to these kinds of businesses as an example of New York culture at its best.

Increasingly it seems life in the city is becoming like life anywhere, just with narrower sidewalks and European-style bathrooms. A huge share of your day’s interaction with the world (this blog post included) is accomplished digitally, quietly, without face to face interaction. One orders a bottle of hair shampoo from Amazon, waits for the UPS guy to deliver it and then one leaves terrible feedback when the seller accidentally gives you a very similar-looking bottle of conditioner; but nothing about the interaction strikes you as personal. It’s only when a personal message comes through the ether to resolve the issue one realizes that you’re bossing around other people, not the unfeeling Amazon robot Leviathan. Ordering food at McDonald’s can be similarly detached, sometimes the whole transaction takes barely thirty seconds, and even though you’ve heard that people “Can’t survive on $7.25”, there’s no tip jar for good service. At CVS, cash registers have been aggressively replaced with self-checkout kiosks, which often lock out and have to summon employees because the customer did something fancy like use a store coupon; which would be fine except now there are fewer store clerks, because these machines replaced them. Is it frustrating for them, being the training wheels for the machine that took their job, but can’t do it well?

It actually was CVS that made me think about writing this essay, CVS and its Mom and Pop counterpart, Dichter Pharmacy. With my current health insurance it costs the same to fill prescriptions wherever I go; which I think makes this case incredibly comparable. Unlike CVS, which is a drug store, the Dichter place has a soda shoppe and sandwich counter; with that New York-style crumbcake where the crumb topping forms a half-inch candy layer to the top. That might have been enough to convince me to switch, but in addition, CVS has my name and phone number (side effect of signing up for their customer card) and plague you with mechanized phone calls if you forget to get your prescription refilled. This is supposed to ‘keep you healthy’, but I get CVS’s game here: no prescription left unfilled, no stock left languishing in the patient bins. The profit a pharmacy makes from a prescription can be more than your entire copay for it, especially if it’s still patented. Note that if someone from the Dichter Pharmacy wanted to harass me to pick up my Adderall, they would have to speak to me in person; more important they could tell me what drug it is, so I could confirm whether or not I actually needed any (stuff like birth control pills can be filled months in advance, leading to an endless stream of robotic phonecalls regarding ‘your prescription’. The robot will even call you if you run out of refills for ‘your prescription’ and do nothing, assuming that you’re supposed to be on that prescription indefinitely.) With CVS’s model I was just showing up to the pharmacy and purchasing bags of pills only to find out they were ones I’d discontinued months earlier but had forgotten to cancel. It’s healthcare waste at its worst.

So about a month ago I was getting a bagel at the Dichter Pharmacy and found the owner, Manny, was staffing the soda counter instead of the high-school student and the tough mom who usually handle what he called “the front end”. I asked him how was it, running a small pharmacy on Broadway, and he said the soda shoppe increased traffic for his over the counter goods like lotion and shampoo, but not so much in the back. When I offered to start filling my prescriptions there, Manny treated it as if it was a huge favor, and gave me a card valid for a complimentary scoop of ice cream. But why hadn’t I done so from the very beginning, is what I wonder, it’s much closer than the Inwood CVS and certainly closer than the one at Columbus Circle, where I used to go. It was like the force of habit and the existence of a customer loyalty account had me golden-handcuffed to CVS’s terrible pharmacy service; not in a logical way but in the dubious name of ‘convenience’.

So today I was at the pharmacy again, waiting at the soda counter drinking coffee, when one of the customers introduced herself to the tough Irish Mom, as the mother of the slender high schooler making tea behind the counter. Her father was also in the store, shopping, saying “We got the whole family up in here.” Which is interesting because Manny the owner might have said the same thing. Flourishing small businesses are like the center of gravity for a neighborhood, and give it its sense of community; without them you have an endless march of brands, as you might find on Fifth Avenue. Thus these hole-in-the-wall delis can provide a cross-section of the neighborhood, plus show you some singular characters; some people are total shut-ins but for the meals taken at one particular deli.

Nobody hangs out at Uniqlo, or at the Apple Store; each person singularly shops for pants, with little expectation of seeing someone you know at the store or of encountering the same sales associate twice. Hanging out is actively discouraged in Barnes & Noble by the dearth of chairs and in McDonald’s with oppressive signage telling you you have thirty minutes to eat your food in their dining room. One of the most rewarding things about buying stuff from Mom and Pop stores, besides finding products of high quality, is building a relationship with the person you bought from. It seems a vanishing side of business, or at least a more rarified one; it’s still about who you know, just making those connections is more nuanced and impersonal, to revise: it’s to whom you’re linked-in.

I would encourage you in the Comments thread to post your own favorite local businesses; I mentioned a few, like the Dichter Pharmacy (4953 Broadway) and will compile a better list for later postings. So which is your favorite? Doesn’t matter what neighborhood, just shout it out.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Booker DeWitt

One of the few decisions you get to make that affects the gameplay of Bioshock Infinite, which of these symbolic textures Elizabeth will wear 'round her neck

One of the few decisions you get to make that affects the gameplay of Bioshock Infinite, which of these symbolic textures Elizabeth will wear ’round her neck

Booker DeWitt is the last guy I want saving my daughter. For Christ’s sake, he scalped people at Wounded Knee because he didn’t like being called “the White Injun”. I wouldn’t want Booker DeWitt taking my nineteen year old daughter to register to vote, let alone deliver her unharmed to New York, even if the liqour ‘takes the edge off.’ Didn’t he sell his own daughter to pay off his gambling debts? I don’t care if he regretted it, what kind of louse sells his baby? What kind of louse buys someone’s baby? The answer in both cases is Booker DeWitt, the ‘protagonist’ of the popular year-old game Bioshock Infinite, which I’m reviewing today. I would say ‘spoiler alert’ but this game is eleven months old, and I’m sure if you love firearm-related video games you’ll love Bioshock anyway, and if you don’t, well I guess cheat your way through with Vigors, like I did when the game became difficult, about 50% of the way through.

At the outset, Booker DeWitt is a husk of a man, a pawn in another man’s/woman’s game, being helplessly guided by his minders (the ‘twins’ Rosalind and Robert) to the next phase of his ‘deliver the girl/wipe away the debt’ poetic cycle. It’s as if you’re Alice in Wonderland and these two British ginger people are your Chesire Cat, in fact, the game alludes to this own helpless reference for its protagonist more than once. Booker DeWitt is Alice, through the looking glass, tumbling down the rabbit hole. His characteristic motivation is guilt for a whole list of unspeakable transgressions he and the player barely remember, evolving out of his failure to have protected the women of his past, namely, his wife and daughter, which is the standard reason widowed protagonists in video games do anything. Booker can’t seem to remember how much he owes, or what he owes, or to whom, like an amnesiac Han Solo; because traipsing through different dimensions apparently unchains your memories and erases your moral scruples, if indeed the chronologically contiguous Booker ever had scruples. Booker can’t even remember who ‘AD’ is, though they were important enough to warrant scarifying into his hand with what looks like a miniature cattle brand. Once your adventure gets properly under way, and you take off to the floating city of Columbia, Booker DeWitt gets a skyhook and immediately bludgeons a police officer to death with it; because DeWitt is all about mature themes. Nothing escapes the rain of blood portended by Booker DeWitt; he is Odysseus, Elizabeth, Athena, for by the wiles of DeWitt did the mighty sky-city of Columbia fall. Sing, Muse, of the wrath of Booker DeWitt and his repeating gun.

This deadbeat you play is integral to the story as both its grizzled anti-hero and it’s oppressive, paternalistic antagonist, that is to say, both of these characters are Booker DeWitt. This is where reviewing Bioshock gets a little tricky, but rest assured that there is no iteration of Booker DeWitt that can save Elizabeth from himself; no course of action can be taken which doesn’t result in Elizabeth having to willingly to sacrifice her freedom (which wasn’t that the point?) for your life, get tortured and indoctrinated by the bizarro you, and aged and abused face you years later while you lamely tell the spinster princess you really did mean to save her (unless you count dimensions where you fail and she dies.) For a game that speaks to the depth of infinity and invokes the breadth of time travel, the narrative possibilities of Bioshock Infinite are incredibly singular and deterministic. Why don’t the women of Bioshock just ditch this Typhoid Mary protagonist?

And yes, there are four strong female characters (though I don’t imagine this game passes the Bechdel Test): Elizabeth, her mom, Lady Comstock, Rosalind Lutece, and the anarchist Daisy Fitzroy. Elizabeth and Rosalind/Robert are both characters with a power well beyond anything Booker can comprehend; Rosalind can exist anywhere and everywhere (And also as Robert, her dimensional ‘twin’); Elizabeth can open tears into different dimensions. Daisy Fitzroy is the charismatic leader of a violent Socalist revolution called the Vox Populi, who orient themselves against the robber-baron industrialist Founder class. There might be some modern political commentary there, but it’s kind of subtle, like a tablespoon of wasabi. Apparently studying all that Bible didn’t do the alternate version of Booker DeWitt much good; in that life you actually killed your wife, instead of just having her die in childbirth in your proximity, to protect an increasingly weird premise that no one can know your daughter was adopted (regardless of the particulars, when you see the apartments he keeps Elizabeth in, I had to think; Comstock had to be like the Daddy Warbucks to Booker’s Herbie.) And when I stop to consider that Booker couldn’t even start his quest without Rosalind & Robert bringing him into the right dimension to do so, the whole purpose of Booker as anything other than a vehicle of destruction eludes me, for me, his heroism fades as the bodies pile up, as the game exacts its wretched spectacle. It seems like Elizabeth and Rosalind could have gotten her back into Booker’s dimension without his help.

Booker DeWitt is every trope of protecting women by violence taken to its logical, self-destructive endpoint; wherein the arms you secured to protect the damsel are the ones she’s speared by.  Booker DeWitt is one of those male characters who needs a damsel like Elizabeth to care about and want to protect to find his own redeeming qualities; without her he’s the thorny, aggressive, ‘conflicted and intense’ guy, swept up in the stormy sea of his self-made problems; luckily game designers succeeded in making Elizabeth an appealing and engaging adventure companion, without whom you cannot complete the game. She also changes outfits several times, suggesting Booker never washes his clothes. Booker DeWitt is no good for the population of the cities in Columbia, whose complexity and additions of interiors like restaurants, bars, shops, amusement arcades, public transport and stuff like banks inevitably allude to; if there are banks, there must be depositors; but the majority of these venues are empty except for enemies (typically law enforcement, weird steampunk arcani fighters, or robots with machine guns who look like George Washington.) It’s implied that the residents are evacuated, or in hiding, but am I the only one who feels conflicted about Booker’s role in their destruction? I mean everything seemed to be going great in Columbia until Booker DeWitt showed up.

The plurality of dimensions in Bioshock Infinite can’t even redeem Booker; it seems every decision he makes or doesn’t make spins him off into a new, worse self. The Booker DeWitt who got himself baptized after The Battle of Wounded Knee eventually becomes the aged, maniacal Father Comstock, who, desperate for a related heir and sterile (from all the transdimensional rifting) purchases his infant daughter from the Booker DeWitt who did not get baptized, as he’s desperate enough (from actual gambling debts?) to sell her. Still other Bookers linger in the transdimensional lurch, including a rogue Booker who scalps Founders for shock value (until he dies for the cause of the Vox Populi), and a shattered Booker who managed to decapitate his infant daughter on the edge of a Lutece tear while attempting to buy/sell her.  (In the ordinary timeline, the infant loses a pinky finger instead.)

Dear readers, do you think I am being too harsh with Mr. DeWitt? Or with his character designers? After all, doesn’t Bioshock also have Elizabeth and Rosalind, both strong female characters in their own right? Aren’t there half a hundred Booker Dewitts out there in other games, calling themselves Dante or Desmond or Blake or Snake or Kratos? Is it fair, criticizing the industry for its most venable archetypes, indeed, why go to the steakhouse if I can’t stand the blood? After all, it’s just a game, you think, not for real; the anonymous legion of 18-to-24 year olds don’t really nourish a fantasy of being like Booker DeWitt; they just identify with him enough to play as him for the entirety of Bioshock Infinite, which is about a hundred to one hundred and twenty hours long. That’s only like an entire workweek of being Booker DeWitt; a drop in the bucket for the video game careerist.

So Happy Valentine’s Day, Booker DeWitt, you inglorious bastard, you, and may exploding zeppelins be ever at your back, and the sun shine warmly upon your razed, abandoned cities.

Recipes for People too Busy to Cook

Welcome Back, dear readers.

Today I want to share with you two recipes I’ve found that work great if your kitchen, like mine, is the shape of a sleeper roomette and has all of 8 square feet of counter space, which most Manhattan kitchens are (unless they are even worse.) These recipes are selected because they are pretty tasty without featuring expensive ingredients like beef tenderloin or fresh ginger or acai or whatever’s trendy in Brooklyn now. If your kitchen is better appointed than mine, and it’s in Manhattan, I beg of thee, don’t read this post, go get your manservant or Bobby Flay to read it; and have him cook you this dinner, so you can see how the other 90% lives.

Baked Meatballs

Ingredients:
1 pound 80/20 ground meat (use beef, pork, veal, or lamb)
1 cup Italian breadcrumbs

2 eggs, beaten

Italian seasoning, to taste, plus salt and pepper

Procedure: Preheat your oven to 350-375 degrees Fahrenheit. In a bowl mix the first three ingredients with your hands until combined, then add spices. Form into 3/4-inch balls and place, ungreased, on a casserole dish (or a baking sheet, but it needs sides to catch the grease.) Bake for 25-30 minutes or until meatballs are crispy on the outside and cooked through on the inside. Serve with pasta & Marinara Sauce.

Marinara Sauce 

1 can of tomatoes (12.5-15oz.), San Marzano if you’re all gourmet like that

1/4 cup olive oil

1 packet of hot pepper seeds (like from a pizzeria)
1 tsp of Italian Seasoning, 

between three and seven cloves of garlic (to taste), minced
1 tsp dried basil, or, one sprig of fresh basil

Procedure: in a bowl,  mash the tomatoes with your hands, or a potato masher if you have one. Get a medium-sized skillet or saucepan, place it on your range. Observe that you are not using a deep pot, like for boiling pasta, but a saucepan, and fire up the range onto ‘high’. Pour the oil into the pan and add the minced garlic. Once it’s sizzling, but before it browns, add the mashed tomatoes and the spices. Reduce heat and let simmer for 20 minutes. Serve with pasta, or meatballs as above, or both. 

So as you can see, these recipes are pretty much the height of gourmet cooking for people who can’t be trouble to spend more than half an hour preparing a meal. For a variation, (since I’m sure you’ll make meatballs all the time now) try using lamb or veal instead of beef or pork, because I’m sure that’s how real Italians eat. 

Until Next Time,