Dumbass Pokemon TCG Players Demonstrate Need for Better Gun Control in This Country

Boys will be boys

Boys will be boys. Note the NRA bumper sticker.

This Saturday two Pokemon: the Trading Card Game players were arrested trying to enter the Pokemon World Championships in Boston, MA after posting photographs of weapons later found in the trunk of their car. Kevin Norton, 18, and James Stumbo, 27, were curiously tactiturn about why they brought an AR-15 and a 12-gauge shotgun to a game tournament, or why they carried the mint-looking weapons (and a big ‘ol pile of ammo) across state  lines without a permit, which is itself a felony. The boys aren’t talking about their motivations now (probably a good idea) so it’s hard to tell whether this is a ‘massacre averted’ or just ‘weird and dumb decision noticed by police, who understandably took it seriously.’ It wouldn’t the be the first time dumbass gun nuts brought weapons to places weapons probably don’t belong, for no discernible reason at all. Many of these stories have tragic endings, so it’s understandable that the BPD took this really seriously.

But surely this incident demonstrates the need for better gun control in this country.

First of all, these guns look brand fucking new. There’s not a scratch on them in the BPD photos. C’mon, when did they buy these things? It must have been recently or Kevin Norton would have taken some pictures with them at the range. That’s kind of his thing. (Stumbo, on the other hand, posted a lot of pictures of himself at other Pokemon:TCG events.)

How easy was it to get these weapons? I’m guessing it was super easy for Kevin and James to buy these weapons. In fact I’ll bet it was as easy for Kevin Nortion and James Stumbo to buy weapons as it was for Elliot Rodger, and Dylann Storm Roof, Adam Lanza, that neuroscience drop-out Holmes, and literally hundreds of other mass murderers to buy their weapons. (Mass murderer meaning someone who kills 2 or more people in a single event, which is how the SPLC defines it.)

According to the SPLC, mass killings by cells of 1-2 angry white men occur, on average, once every 34 days. Not all of these events make the news – many of them barely make the local police blotter, especially if the only a few people are killed, and they happen to be related to the shooter. Some of them are retaliatory attacks by men who feel they have been wronged, or who have been rejected by women; so that the only way they can get justice for themselves is to explode like some kind of rage bomb, hurting everyone around them. Just think about that for a second. Once every month some idiot plans an attack like this and actually succeeds in killing somebody. So when cases like Norton & Stumbo happen, we have to wonder if the persons involved this time are violent white nationalists or contrarian edgelords trying to get attention.

Why are guns so goddamned easy to get in this country? In particular, why are they so goddamned easy to get by angry, almost entirely white, straight men? Or, put it another way: why are white, cis, straight men so eager to respond to life’s downturns by shooting somebody? And why, when every 34 days (on average) when some white cis straight man gets that frustrated does nobody ask why the hell these guns aren’t harder to get?

Because they are easy to get, at least in certain jurisdictions. I’m glad to live in New York City, where getting a permit for a long gun costs hundreds of dollars and a lot of time and trouble to obtain. You really must have a need for a long gun if you want to own one in NYC, because the frustration of turning in a handwritten application with two passport photos and a nonrefundable fee of $140 (plus $90 for fingerprints) to a particular NYPD office in a certain, specific time window is actually quite a bit of work. By comparison, in my hometown of Orange County, North Carolina, one handed in their long gun application to any sheriff’s office during business hours for a refundable fee of just five bucks. 

Five bucks! Now that’s what I call an affordable rampage. But that’s not even the floor of negligence in gun rights legislation. In Iowa, (where Norton and Stumbo hail from), you don’t need a permit to purchase a long gun at all. 

Meanwhile, the overproduction of guns in this country virtually ensures that new, used, and inherited guns will be easy to come by and cost very little to obtain. That’s what happens in a free market when you flood the market with product: the price falls. If we, as voters, don’t demand reform about this issue, it seems obvious that we’ll never get it. And if it doesn’t happen, I would assume that we can expect, on average, a mass killing by some angry man once every 34 days.

Operational Notes About This Blog

Greetings;

As fans may have noticed, the title of this blog has changed to “Internet Famous Angry Men”. This is still a working title, but I felt it was better than the early spelling of my current internet handle, which is not really a blog title at all but a biographical statement about who I am. I will be changing the domain name this fall, but posts linked to idledillettante.com will still redirect to my material.

Trolls coming to the website may have noticed that I’ve closed the comment section of my most recent posts, forcing guys who would write in to say I’m wrong to host their complaints on their own blogs. Yes, boys, that is not a glitch: I am closing the comments section on my blog until further notice. This is entirely the fault of various people I’ve written about (and their associated fandoms) using moderated comments as a way of sending me threats and abuse. Effective five days ago no new articles will be open to comment.

Thanks as always for reading my posts.

Margaret Pless

P.S. (8/23/2015): I want to apologize to commentors who came here in good faith to share their thoughts. It sucks that you can’t freely offer your input and opinions, which were (and still are) very valuable to me. It is not your fault that assholes who dislike what I write & want to scare me have been abusing the comments, but it is you who really lose out by my closing the section. I hope that you continue to share your thoughts with me on Twitter and other mediums; and if I can devise a way to re-open comments without reading every troll love note sent my way I will certainly do that. Until then, thank you again for your readership.

Specific Instances of Copyright Infringement by Sargon of Akkad – A Database Approach

Sargon of Akkad is well known for his reliance on heavily sampling video from other sources to make his shows. The justification seems to be that because Sargon hasn’t sought permission to use these videos, his work must qualify as fair use. But this rings a little false, considering one of Sargon’s videos was recently taken down for copyright infringement.

How many times has Sargon infringed upon the copyrights of others in the past year? Which, if any of these samplings qualify as fair use? Does Sargon tend to sample videos in their entirety, or just the relevant snippets? In the videos where infringement occurred, did Sargon collect funding from Patreon for “creating” a new video out of stolen materials? If yes, how often?

The results of my research are, in a word, flabbergasting.

About a third of Carl’s videos contained some copyrighted video clips. Two thirds of the videos containing copyrighted clips were submitted to Patreon, allowing Sargon to collect a commission for making them. Sargon correctly credited copyrighted works he sampled less than half the time.

Sargon violates YouTube’s Terms of Service by including copyrighted material in his videos. As per YouTube’s ToS:

Respect copyright. Only upload videos that you made or that you’re authorized to use.This means don’t upload videos you didn’t make, or use content in your videos that someone else owns the copyright to, such as music tracks, snippets of copyrighted programs, or videos made by other users, without necessary authorizations.

Some might say I’m collecting Sargon’s peccadilloes by charting every instance of possible copyright infringement on his channel in the past year, and I suppose this is true. After all, I spoiled the ending of Hatoful Boyfriend in my top post, so who am I to judge if Sargon uploads hours of network television without obtaining permission? And what is fair use for, if not to cover pirate-ish videos of questionable utility, made on a commercial basis by bombastic assholes?

Yet my findings demonstrate numerically Sargon’s entitlement to sample whomever he wants, for as long as he likes, for purposes that may not be fair use at all. I would recommend anyone whose work was listed in this survey to review the relevant Sargon videos I cited. Sargon may owe you a licensing fee, or YouTube may owe you a takedown.

I tabulated instances of copyrighted video clips appearing in Sargon’s 2014-2015 oeuvre of two-hundred and sixty-two videos. Videos created within this period but removed from YouTube prior to 8/18/2015 were not considered for the purposes of this survey. Video clips in the public domain (e.g. Zoe Quinn’s congressional testimony, Obama’s State of the Union Address) were excluded from consideration.

Interviews with Sargon, live streams, videos shot by Sargon on his GoPro etc. were considered Sargon’s intellectual property, although some of these videos (particularly the “This Week in Stupid” series) contain loads of copyrighted images and text. The remaining ninety-five videos (36% of the total N of videos Sargon made that year) contained copyrighted video footage and were tabulated for the purposes of this survey. In each case I noted the name of the copyright holder, date their work was released, and a link to the source video where possible. Six cases of infringement proved un-attributable, and are listed “Owner Unknown” in my database.

Sargon forgot to credit copyright holders in fifteen of the ninety-five videos where infringement occurred. Twelve times Sargon credited the copyright holder only as “Source” or “Original Video”.  Another fifteen times he credited copyright holders, but not by name, e.g. as “Liar”, or “Antipodean SJWs”. Twice, Sargon credited a copyright holder and then wrote “(please don’t contact him)” next to the link. In total, fifty-one (53%) of Sargon’s sampled copyright works were incorrectly attributed in some way or another. Sargon secured permission to sample in just two videos of the ninety-five. (I.e. 2.5% of the total.)

Sargon also uploaded many videos containing copyrighted material to Patreon. In total, two-thirds (65) videos containing infringement were submitted to Patreon as original work, earning Sargon a commission each time.

An important consideration when evaluating a fair use defense is length of the video sampled. In 44 of the 95 videos studied (or 46% of the time), Sargon uploaded copyrighted video in its entirety. This included news segments from network television as well as videos made by other YouTubers.

It’s worth asking whether this sampling in toto would be considered fair use in any other medium. For example, if the New York Book Review published an entire novel with snarky marginalia written in red ink and called this a critique, would that constitute fair use of the author’s work? And if not, where does Sargon’s “criticism” stand?

Ultimately, the decision about whether any of the ninety-five videos I identified constitutes copyright infringement is up to YouTube. But it seems unlikely to me that every one of these ninety-five instances I’ve identified qualifies as fair use. The case for fair use is further weakened when you consider that Sargon’s purpose in these videos is often to discredit and diminish the copyright holders (including financially), and that two times out of three, Sargon earns a commission from Patreon for releasing these mini-documentaries. It’s also worth considering that “transformative aspect” of Sargon’s videos have all the artistic merit of a guy talking in a movie theater, and that these videos have questionable utility to anybody but Sargon’s bank account.